WitG: Posh, Fletch and talking 'b*llocks'

If you like Kop rumours and unlikely twitter bromances you're in the right place

ANDY: Thank you Port Vale. Because you couldn’t get your ‘lawn’ in order we’re a game down. Apparently the Chinese have the same word for ‘crisis’ as they do for ‘opportunity’. We think it’s probably Crisortunity - so we’ve improvised.

This week we review our one surviving game, we have a few Kop-based whispers and we retread old ground. Twice. We also have enough asides, jokes and other stuff to keep it interesting.

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Fletch lives (to score late goals that save the day)

TIM: Toothless up front until a near toothless old man comes on and saves the day. BTW, we know Fletcher isn’t missing any teeth. He’s an amazing specimen of Scots-Viking man meat. Anyway, here are five others things we learned…